How do I visit the South and not have breakfast at Waffle House?

All-Star Special baby!

2 Eggs any way you want them, Toast – your choice of bread or a Biscuit, Grits/Hash Browns your choice, Sausage/Bacon/Ham, Waffle of your choice, and a coffee.

For me – Eggs Up, White Toast, Hash Browns, Jimmy Dean Sausage Patties, Regular Waffle and Coffee with Cream.

Yes, this is why I am fat.